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marriage from a kid’s perspective

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1. how do you decide who to marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

2. what is the right age to get married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
 
3. how can a stranger tell if two people are married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8 

4. when is it okay to kiss someone?

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

5. how would you make a marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
- Ricky, age 10

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